SO MUCH PU-NON

WHO CARES HOW SHE TALKS, HOW DOES SHE EFF???

THERE WAS ONLY ONE REASON TO WATCH 'SAVED BY THE BELL,' AND HER NAME WAS KELLY KAPOWSKI

LOL SHE MADE OUT WITH ME TOO. SUCK IT PATTINSON

KISS A PORN STAR ON THE MOUTH? HOW CRAY DO U THINK I AM, GURL?

LOVE KITTY BABY

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INTERNET GRAFFITI

I KNO ALL DA KOOLEST PPL!!!1!!

MOAR COCAINE OR I'LL BLO UR FUCKIN' HEAD OFF!!!111!

I GOTTA HUGE BOehNER 4 J.LO. CAN U TELL?????

LOL. DAVE THINKS I'M KIDDING.

HOW R PAMELA ANDERSON'S TITS AND B'LACK OSAMA'S DICK ALIKE? THEY'RE BOTH ROCK HARD AND BUILT FOR SEX!!!!1!!

SHE'S A GOOD TIME, IF U DIDN'T KNO.

I WONDER IF BRAD HAS REALIZED THAT KIDS SUCK YET?

I'D HIT IT, EVEN WITH TEH BABY WEIGHT. LIKE SHE WASN'T FAT BEFORE, AMIRITE?????

THE DEATH OF SNOOKI

Commenting On This Current Culture
by B'Lack Osama

A couple months back, the reality tv guido-plague Jersey Shore ended, whether anyone realized it, or wanted to admit it. Most people knew instantly that the show's success was due to the drunken hook-ups that fuck-ups The Situation, Paulie D and, most of all, Snooki got themselves into. Sex and bad choices and bullshit drama are key to keeping a young and ever-expanding audience's interest, rite? I KNO IT GETZ MY D HARDDDDDDD!!!!1!!

But once Snooki got knocked up, it was all over. She either becomes a despicable, piece of shit trash who doesn't give a fuck about anybody else and is an addict and keeps drinking and loses the kid, or she grows up, falls out the public spotlight because she can't play that role anymore and takes care of her kid, or... MTV lucks out and she has a 'natural' miscarriage and everyone rolls right into next season. Or she becomes Courtney Love.

We all know she was the whole show. C'mon, dood. Without Snooki, you're left with a cast of bros with ever-enlarging foreheads, smooshing their way through a merry-go-round of disposable, replaceable, and ultimately forgettable VaJean. It gets old, to the viewer at least, after awhile.

Without the epitome of the short, chubby, ego-obese slut we all know and try to fuck when we're really drunk, no one gives a shit. We don't want to watch Sammi bitch out Ron again; we've seen it already, and we may very well be living it too...

We want to see the NEXT STUPID THING that that Snooki does. We like to watch her fuck up and get fucked and be funny and have this sort of faux-closeness, yet detachment to this... character. It's a live person that's assumed a bullshit nickname and gets hammered and out of control all the time and is a real-life cartoon character.

We don't wanna watch montages of Paulie and the 'Sitch and... that other fucking gui-douche in the background working out, then putting on their fresh kicks and sitting around talking about tanning each other's buttholes...

We want to see Snooki bring home a new dude from the club when she's so drunk she can't even fucking talk, so we can vicariously live through that anomalous guy, that regular joe getting his truncated fifteen minutes... So we can ALL bang America's hottest new spank bank teller. FUKKK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And, girls always like to talk shit and hate on da Bottom Bitch, who is actually da TOP Bitch, 'na mean?????//

I've seen a few episodes, I've got a 'famous person boner' for Snooki, but I can't say I really know a lot about, uh, her situation, with her kid and the baby daddy and all, but seriously, dood; good for you. Like Kevin Federline before you, you knocked up some (meh, kinda) hot kooz who came into some money and fame out of nowhere. You inverted the paradigm; you are getting paid by the chick for having a kid with her, for the rest of your life, because she's fucking rich. NICEEEEEEEEE

You can hear doodz swear they'd never bang Jessica Simpson or Snooki because they're fat and stupid and ugly or whatever, but... Pamela Anderson used to bounce around on the beach on every teenage boy's tv before she turned into a dried out, jizz rag voodoo doll too. 'Na mean???????????????/

I've... probably made my point a little too... vividly, but honestly, it's all because I wish I was Snooki's baby-daddy. What a sweet fuckin' gig, RITE?????????/?

Nu RULEZ

TEH NEW RULES ARE:

FIRST: U GIT HER NAME

THEN: U GIT HER NUMBER

THEN: U GET SOME BRAIN IN THA FRONT SEAT OF THA HUMMER

MOAR PICS!!!!!1!!

B'Lack Osama DVR's Desperate Housewives.

they're fighting over me. lol

good thing nigga rhymes with nigga or this rap shit would be hard

Jumping on teh Justin Bieber bandwagon to get tha HITZZZZZZZZZZZ

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 Notice that B'Lack Osama does not have his hand raised in this picture

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B'Lack Osama taught Eminem gang signs

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B'Lack Osama hates Taylor Swift 2

B'Lack Osama is just in it for the TV deal

 B'Lack Osama put a ring on it

 B'Lack Osama makes Chris Brown look white

 B'Lack Osama taught Fabolous how to spell

 B'Lack Osama makes beats for Fergie.

 B'Lack Osama taught Jay-Z how to hova

 B'Lack Osama taught Katy Perry Gang Signs

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 B'Lack Osama told Nicki Minaj to get ass implants

 B'Lack Osama introduced Snoop to dat DRO

B'Lack Osama used to party with Whitney

I'LL PUT SOME MORE Up LATERRR!!!1!!

I AM UNTO LIKE A KORAN PLAGUE!!!1!!

Hullo 'dere, world!!1! It's a me, B'Lack Osama, President of the Incorporated Continents of NuMerica! I am a 'fictional character' from an amalgamated parallel universe in one possible future. I have traveled to your time to learn more about your terrorcidal culture in its' golden age and to lock down google search results before someone else does. Wrecking the culture is my aim and I never miss. Look for more crap on this site, as well as my twitter account: www.twitter.com/theblackosama (@theblackosama) and my tumblr: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/theblackosama ('cuz dat's what all teh cool kids are on nowdayz). I will post more later. Come back, follow me on twitter, leave me copious amounts of tumblr notes, etc., etc. I'm sure I will start hocking t-shirts and stuff too, if ur into giving people money for goodz.